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Sample RoastExample score: 62 / 100
One-liner
This resume reads like a LinkedIn template someone filled out on the train — competent but utterly forgettable.
Top fix
Rewrite every bullet into impact-first statements with hard numbers: shipped X, saved Y hours, increased Z%.
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New grad SWE63 / 100
One-liner
Reads like a course project dump — technically busy, but nothing that screams “ship-ready engineer I can trust on a team.”
Top fix
Rewrite bullets around shipped features, users, and impact. “Built X used by Y people that did Z for the business.”
Senior PM (Big Tech)71 / 100
One-liner
This reads like a feature tour, not a product leader — lots of roadmaps, very few “we moved this metric by X%.”
Top fix
Collapse feature lists into 3–4 big bets with hard numbers and clear ownership: what you chose, why, and how it landed.
Career switcher58 / 100
One-liner
Half of this resume is your old career’s greatest hits — a hiring manager for the new role will skim and shrug.
Top fix
Translate prior experience into the new lane: pull out 5–7 bullets that sound like someone already doing the target job.
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People who survived the roast
"This thing hurt my feelings and then doubled my interview rate. 10/10 would get roasted again."
— Aisha, Product Manager
"Called my resume 'LinkedIn-template cosplay' and then told me exactly how to fix it."
— Marcus, SWE
"The AI caught fluff my human reviewers missed. The 'fix' suggestions were stupidly actionable."
— Priya, Data Scientist
"Brutal, hilarious, and somehow motivating. Turned my campus-club resume into something FAANG-ready."
— Diego, New Grad
"It roasted my buzzwords so hard I rewrote my entire portfolio. Landed 3 onsites."
— Lena, Designer
"Feels like getting dragged by a McKinsey EM who secretly wants you to win."
— Noah, Consultant